Yes!! I want a BIG BRO…

Vo hi hoga jo meri pehli jhalak k liye hospital ane ki zid karega…meri chotese hath ko thamna chahega…
Bade naajose palega…halke hath se mujhe sehlaega…mujhe apne goad me sulana chahega…
Meri ungli pakadkar chalna sikhaega…school se vapas ate hi pehle mere bare me puchega…
Mujhe uthakar ghar ke chakkar katega…khudke hatho se mujhe khana khilaega…
Jab tak me naa sou…khud b jagega…
Aisa hoga mera BIG BRO…

Mere school ke pehle din vo apna school chodkar mujhe vidaa karne aega…
Mere ankho se nikle har ek ansu use mujhse bichadneka ehsas dilaega…
Par mujhme sahi adatein dalnewala aur mujhe bigaadnewala…
Aisa hoga mera BIG BRO…

Jab pehli bar cycle sikhu to madat k liye pehla hath uska badhega…
Jab sikhte chalate giir jau to sambhalneka ke liye dauda chala aega…
Kahi koi din meri tabyat naasaaz ho to mujhe injection na lagaye uska dhyan rakhega…
Kadwi dawai mujhe meethi baton k sath khilaega…
Aisa hoga mera BIG BRO…

Jab mere kade imtehaan ho to muje protsahit karega…
Koi khelkud ho muje har dam badhava dega…
Padhai ke waqt jo janbuchkar chedkani karega…
Par pariksha se pehle dahi shakkar khilaega…
Aisa hoga mera BIG BRO…

Collage me pehle din ragging ke nam se daranewala…
Lekin koi ladka paas bhi aye to use din me tare dikhanewala…
Uski kisi dost ko me bhabi kehkar chedu…
Toh uske samne mujhe daatnewala par phir man hi man muskaranewala…
Aisa hoga mera BIG BRO…

Khudke phone me meri photo na khichnewala…
Par uske batwe me meri chotisi tasvir rakhnewala…
Mere doston ke samne mujhe pinku tinku minku bulanewala…
Par apne doston se samne mujhe laadli bulanewala…
Aisa hoga mera BIG BRO…

Gharwalo ki daat se bachanewala…
Par ki gayi galti par saja sunanewala…
Mujhe hamesha rulanewala…
Par mujhe kabhi dukh naa pohchanewala…
Aisa hoga mera BIG BRO…

Har baat share karnewala…
Phir kisike samne batau sach baat kya hai kehkar gussa dilanewala…
Har baat ki khabar rakhnewala…
Par kabhi naa sawal karnewala…
Aisa hoga mera BIG BRO…

Gharpe har waqt mujhe paraya dhan kehkar chednewala…
Par meri shadi ki bat sunkar ruthnewala…
Aisa hoga mera BIG BRO…

Meri shadi ke din sare bandobast thikse karwanewala…
Par meri Bidaai par aansu chupanewala…
Aisa hoga mera BIG BRO…

Meri behen ka dhyan rakhna aisa kehnewala…
Aur na rakh paye dhyan to…vapas apne pas le aunga…
Aisa kehkar apne pass khichnewala…
Aisa hoga mera BIG BRO

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