I have a son,
He looks like a con,
He has a rude tone,
A foul mouth he owns..

He is very lazy,
He usually keeps himself busy,
Spending his time on Facebook,
Or reading some stupid Storybook..

He does not smoke,
Looks at me like an angry hawk,
Loves cracking adult jokes,
To me he dislikes to talk..

He is a pervert,
With neighbors' daughters he flirts,
He looks like he's on drugs,
and acts as though he eats slugs..

My son hates school,
he is such a fool,
Ruining his own life,
I'm sure he'll never get a wife..

His crazy hairstyle,
Makes him look abandoned and wild,
He is a good-for-nothing,
All he cares about is bodybuilding..

My son is a disgrace,
Not even polite enough to say:'hi',
I'm fed up of this thug,
Why don't he just die???

Tags: Humor

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