Well well I'm home today. Skipped school. I did it because exams are very near and staying at home help me to revise better than at school. Mum didn't mind, because she knew although I spend the day online or in the gym, at certain point of time I DO work on my studies. But dad was a different case..

I came home today, after purchasing some loaves of bread from the nearby shop, all freezing from the cold weather outside. It was still 6 o'clock, so I decided to go back to sleep. Dad was there, in front of the mirror shaving. He noticed me and started this little annoying conversation:

"Staying at home, huh?"

"yepz"

"Go on, play and waste time like a fool, You will regret it."

"We are not working at school, That's why I stayed at home, to study"

I was already frustrated by now, but still he heated the argument.

"I'm ain't sure about that"

"Why don't you go sit there in my place? then you will know", I replied, ignoring the fact that I sounded rude.

I wanted no more of this shitty argument. I slam my empty cup of tea on the kitchen table and started making my way to my room, when dad said something that drove me completely out of my mind..

"staying home to play toys huh"

I replied, to my own surprise, without thinking..

"I got one big toy in here down in my pants, wanna play?"

Next thing I knew, dad was coming towards me angrily, maybe to give me a spanking on the butt. I ran as fast as I could to my room, slammed shut the door, and locked it.. leaving dad to shout angrily outside! :/

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