Aaaaaahhhhh! I dont wana die!! and he fell down from his bed. Who is He? Mr.Prabhakar, Mr A.K. Prabhakar. He just got retired as Member of Legislative Assembly. "Arey kya hua! Kyun chilla rahe ho??" Mrs.Prabhakar ran in hurry towards Mr.Prabhakar as he found him on the floor. "Yeh kya hua! Aap kaise gir gaye?Sapne mein kisi se dhakka diya tha chunav prachar mein?"Mrs. Prabhakar chuckled while pulling leg of retired politician.Its true that an Indian husband is always weak in front of his wife.Mr.Prabhakar now watching his elbows and knees that did he got any bruises or not?"Bahut bura sapna dekha meine.Aisa laga jaise kisi ne mujhe dhakka de diya terrace par se" sighed Mr.Prabhakar. A retired person is the most stressed person.Well! I am not saying all this stuff as it is being proved by a survey. "Achcha suno ji jaake kuch sabziyan le aao!" ordered Mrs.Prabhakar."Kya bol rahi ho?Hum MLA hai MLA.Humare chaaro taraf naukaro ki sena hoti hai." said Mr.Prabhakar by stretching his chest."Achcha! Mujhe toh koi bhi nahi dikh raha.Do naukar hai woh bhi ghar gaye huey hai" Mrs. Prabhakar replied.Well Mr.Prabhakar forgot that he is no more MLA now!
"Chaliye jaiye!Aapke bete toh waise bhi apne kaamo mein mast hai toh ab aapko hi kaam karna padega"Mr.Prabhakar took his slippers and came out of his house."Arey gaadi kaha hai meri?aur Shambhu kaha hai?" Mr.Prabhakar exclaimed."Bhau! Aap election haar gaye ho bhul gaye kya?Sarkari gaadi ab aapko nahi milegi" His own gardener laughed. "Tu agar humara pushteni maali na hota na toh tujhe kabka bahar kar diya hota" pouted Mr.Prabhakar. "Uff! Kitni garmi hai yaar aur upar se koi auto rickshaw wala bhi nahi dikha raha" helpless Mr.Prabhakar now crawling on the road like just normal people of India.Its true,people like Mr.Prabhakar never understood the value of the facilities they are getting from government as they took them taken for granted."Arey Bhaiya! Auto wale bhaiya! rukho rukho" As soon as he saw a vacant auto rickshaw,he just jumped over it. "Arey Arey saab kaha auto ke saamne aa rahe ho?Marna hi hai toh badi badi gaadi ke niche aake maro taaki upar jaate waqt fakr mehsus ho ki mara hu toh amiro ki tarah,Hahahaha!" Auto rickshaw driver pulled Mr.Prabhakar leg. "Beta tujhe pata nahi hai me kaun hu?" warned Mr.Prabhakar. "Achcha! kaun ho zara batana?"Rickshaw driver replied in the same tone."Hum iss area ke retired MLA hai" proudly replied Mr.Prabhakar."Hahahahaha! retired ho na babu, satta mein hotey toh baat karna.Chalo hato nahi le jana tumhe,Hurr!" Rickshaw driver took his auto away from Mr.Prabhakar."Arey O! Abe kaha ja rahe hai? Teri complain karunga mein"Shouted Mr.Prabhakar.Now he is again on the road,without any transport.Slowly Slowly walking on the road,watching his perpendicular shadow ahead of him and then in between he saw his old school friend. "Abe Dinesh! Tu?" he saw his friend in the car with his wife."Kaisa hai tu?Aajkal kaha hai?Purane yaaro ko bhul gaya kya?"Mr.Dinesh who was a struggler when Mr.Prabhakar was shining as a political star."Bhai! Har koi tumhari tarah nahi hota jo doston ko bhul jaye" Mr.Dinesh covered his window glasses of car and drove away. "Arey Dinesh! Ruk na!" Mr.Prabhakar felt and realized his mistake when he is now not in power."Aaj ka toh din hi kharab hai"Mr.Prabhakar murmured.While continuing his walk towards market a truck passed him and splashed sewage water on him. "Abe saale andha hai kya?"Mr. Prabhakar is now got dirty in stinking sewage water ."Hahahaha! Arey bhaisahab Tide plus toh white plus" replied a stranger on road. "Abey bhaag yaha se!" frustrated Prabhakar replied."Ab toh ghar jaakar kapde badalne padengey par ghar toh ab bahut durr hai".Well Prabhakar now living the life of a common man so he is now enjoying it.Haha sarcasm. "Arey bhaiya! Tamatar kaise diye?" "40 Rs.Kilo"replied seller. "Kya? Pichle saal toh 25Rs. kilo the" puzzled Prabhakar replied. "O Saab! Pichle saal ke hi tamatar de du kya? Mehangai nahi pata chalti kya?SAbke daam badh gaye hai" replied seller. Prabhakar now came to know that government never thought of price rise as the politicians never came to know about the real pain of common people."Chalo de do 2 kilo tamatar".Prabhakar now heading towards grocery store for some pulses and rice."Bhaisahab kapde gande kaise ho gaye?" Shopkeeper asked him when Prabhakar entered in the shop."Kya batau yaar ? Truck walo ko tameez hi nahi chalane ki" "Arey sahab! Sab aise hi chalta hai.Sewage line tuti padi hai,aur traffic rule koi follow nahi karta kyunki humari government toh so rahi hai" Prabhakar was also a part of that government so he thought not to comment anything on it."Baba re! Daal itni mehengi aur chawal? Sona laga hai kya un par?" Prabhakar couldn't believe on the prices of items. "Lagta hai aap pehli baar kuch kharidne aaye hai sahab! Daam har mahine badte hi rehte hai" Prabhakar was helpless so he took all the necessary items and headed towards his home. "Bada ghatiya kaam hai yeh toh! Jaan nikal gayi aaj toh" Prabhakar was tired and was stinking in the drainage water.After few steps of Prabhakar,an uncontrolled car bashed him on road and ran away. "Arey Dekho Dekho! Accident ho gaya!!!" Prabhakar couldn't understand anything and he was on road with blood all over."Arey ambulance bulao yaar"Someone in the crowd shouted."Arey ambulance time par aati kaha hai yaar.Chalo ise kisi rickshaw mein le jao" Prabhakar who used to be an aristocratic person once is now laying in a rickshaw without any proper care. Its 5 p.m and Prabhakar is in ICU, "Haaye yeh kya ho gaya inhe, dekhkar road bhi cross nahi kar sakte thay kya?" Mrs.Prabhakar is now shouted wildly in the hospital. "Doctor kaha hai?? Ek Neta yaha pada hua hai buri haalat mein?" his one of the friend growled."Toh? Aata hai na doctor tum kahe ko chillata hai? Neta hai nahi tha.Zyaada chillao mat auro ko bhi takleef hoti hai" Compounder proved Prabhakar that he is nothing without his post his power.Slowly Slowly he started fainted and before he fainted he thought "Kaash! Aaj bhi me MLA hota!" Bechara Prabhakar!
