Chapter 7-Physical Incapacity

The Common family had nothing to do but uncommonly eat and commonly sit and uncommonly play cards or board games because their 56 inch uncommon wide-screen television was commonly repossessed. They would uncommonly eat by using their common food stamps and buy common pop corn and drink common light-beer.

Each day the common twins would gain more uncommon weight and would become more uncommonly out of shape. Their friends would ask them to go on a common ride with them in their new uncommon car but they would refuse because the twins thought they were too uncommonly fat to ride in their new uncommon car.

John and Mary Common visited their common doctor and he told them that they needed to lose some uncommon weight because their health was becoming uncommonly bad. He also told them they needed to do more uncommon exercise because they were becoming so uncommonly fat.

The Commons Family were getting uncommonly bored at just commonly sitting and commonly eating and commonly playing cards all the common time, but they kept commonly playing cards and uncommonly eating and drinking common light-beer.

One day another common citizen and his common friend came to visit the Common family and invited them back to common church services which they have missed since they lost their 56 inch uncommon flat-screen television and their uncommon computers. The common visitors told them that the uncommon God loved them uncommonly even if they lost all of their common things.

When the common visitors came by the Common family invited them to play some common cards with them as they ate their common pop corn and drank their common light-beer. The common visitors decided it wouldn't hurt to play at least one common hand of cards with the common family.

The whole uncommon group of common people sat and played common cards for uncommon hours and continued to eat common popcorn and drink common light-beer. Because the two common visitors were gone for so uncommonly long from their common homes, their common wives went looking for them at the Common’s home in Common Town.

When the visitor’s common wives arrived at the Common’s house in Common Town, they found their common husbands playing common cards, eating common pop corn and drinking common light-beer with the Common family. As the common visitor’s common wives watched their common husbands playing common cards with the Common family, eating common pop corn and drinking common light-beer, they decided this looked uncommonly fun to them so they asked if they could commonly join in the common card game, eat some of the common pop corn and drink some of the common light-beer.

Every common person in the Common home that day was having an uncommonly good time, until the common popcorn and common light beer ran uncommonly out. John Common asked Mary Common what they should do. Mary said everyone should uncommonly pitch in some common food stamps so they could go to the common store and buy some more common pop corn and common light beer so they can continue their common card game with the Common family and common visitors and their common wives.

The common card game went on for many uncommon hours. Lots of common pop corn and common light beer was purchased with lots of common food stamps.

This common card game continued for uncommon days and the Common Family and their common friends finally used all of their common food stamps to buy their common pop corn and common light-beer. John and Mary did not know commonly what to do.

One of the common visitors, who came to the Common home to invite the Common family to church, had an uncommon idea. He said that his common friend and he would go next door to invite the uncommon neighbors who came from a common or a sub-common country to come over and play common cards, eat common pop corn and drink some common light beer. He said he would ask the uncommon neighbors to bring their common food stamps so they could buy some common pop corn and common light beer and then they could play common cards with the rest of the common neighbors who were there to play common cards.

The uncommon neighbors who worked uncommonly hard in sub-common jobs were not sure they wanted to use their common food stamps to buy common pop corn and common light beer for the common card game at the Common’s house in Common Town. The common visitors were very uncommonly disappointed that the uncommon neighbors who came from common and sub common countries did not want to commonly use their common food stamps to buy common pop corn and common light beer for the common card game at the Common’s home in Common Town.

John and Mary Common and the Common Twins were also very uncommonly unhappy that they could not continue their common card game with the common visitors and eat common pop corn and drink more common light beer. While the common group of people uncommonly pondered what they would commonly do, the Common Twins were uncommonly devising an uncommon plan.

The common Twins uncommonly thought they uncommonly knew other uncommon ways in which they could get the uncommon money to continue their common card game and then continue eating their common pop corn while drinking the common light beer.

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