In an alternate universe,Superman is married to his Latin wife,Lilliana, a brazilian.One day,she receives a letter revealing that her husband,the most powerful man on the Earth is scared of a rock... And then
Superman: Hey! What’s up?
Wife: Don't talk to me!
Superman: What happened?
Wife: You call yourself superman and now I find that you are a scared of touching a rock
Superman: No I am not! I am not afraid of any rock!
Wife: Well, then what about Kryptonite?
Superman: Not tonight honey!
Wife: I am serious, what about Kryptonite, I got a box today with a note that YOU are afraid of this rock!
(Shows him the rock)
Superman: It is radioactive, you should not touch it
Wife: I can understand the difference between a rock and radio. Touch it!
Superman: No!
Wife: So the person is right, you are afraid of a rock and you call yourself Superman, I wouldnot call myself even a man if I were you!
Superman: See, it is like food allergy, some people are allergic to something, in the same way this Kryptonite is not good for me!
Wife: I am not telling you to eat it. Just hold it for a few minutes and I will post your photo on Facebook!
Superman: No! I can't! This is plot of my enemies may be luthor's, someone wants to kill me!
Wife: Shut up! You are not as famous as you think you are. Your film's don't even cross the billion dollar collections mark. You should be thankful that I decided to marry you! My friend told me that a guy who can embarrass himself by wearing his underwear outside will definitely embarrass his spouse too one day! Oh! My god, she was spot on!
Superman: No, look that's my costume; I am not superman without it.
Wife: Forget it....About the underwear thing...Even kids know that the underwear is worn inside! Who designed this costume for you?
Superman: Well! I am from a different planet!
Wife: I am sure no intelligent life form existed on that planet; otherwise they wouldn't dress up like this!
Superman: I am going to bed!
Wife: And I am going to Fred!
Superman: Your ex!
Wife: Yes, you are it right Pooper Man, at least he is not afraid of rocks!
Superman: Don't you get it that I will die if I handle it!
Wife: And I will kill you if you don't!
Superman: How?
Wife: You dare go to sleep and I will tie this to your leg!
Superman: No! I will die!
Wife: Oh stop it! I am not like taking this and hitting you or something!
Superman: Look, is there anything you can do to avoid this!
Wife: Yes, my Mom will b living w8 us from tomorrow!
Superman: OK, give me the Kryptonite!
Wife: OK, I will make a video because people will think I manipulated the photo, hold it for like 10 minutes!
Superman: No.i'll die.
Wife: ok!i am calling mom.......
Superman: That’s it! Give me!
(..Superman collapsed......)
