Shahnawaz: Humse to 'engliss' bhi nahi aataa hai, ladki ka dil kaise jeetein?

I: Be-buniyaad baat hai ye. Ladki ka english se kya lena-dena? Bus sach boliye. Sirf such.

Shahnawaz: Sach bolein? Sex ke baare mein bolenge, bura nahin maanegi? Aur shaadi se pehle hum ye bol kaise sakte hain? Islam mein shaadi se pehle ye sab haraam hai.

I: To theek hai..shaadi ke liye propose kar dijiye. Shaadi to jaayaz hai na Islam mein?

Shahnawaz: 'parpoj' maane?

I: Propose yaani..mmm..matlab..nyotaa.

Shahnawaz: Achcha, nyota? Hmm. *Pause*. Magar aapka bohot theek hai.

I: Kya theek hai, shahnawaz bhai?

Shahnawaz: Apka 'engliss' achcha hai na!

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