I am egotistic.
I love writing about myself.
Once I told a girl that I am too hot for her and guess what she drowned my face in a cold water tub to cool me off.
I value myself too much.
Rate myself too high.
I like being the center of attraction and can go to any lengths to be so.
I love myself. Once a friend , I rarely have some, asked me why do I always act like such a jerk, thinking so much of yourself.
I asked him what made him think that I was acting and I am not an egotistic jerk!
Well guess what that was our last conversation. Chuck it who needs jerk like me any way in their life.
Well life is all about being yourself isn't, but when I try doing it people generally get pissed, which actually at times gives me pleasure but who cares about people when I am in the spotlight!
I am self-centered. And I am quite sure that I have a quite a lot of company in this world, but jerks like me are singled out too often, so it will be an uphill task for me to find someone similar to me.
Well it looks like I there are enough number of I's in this post!!

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