Left office at 9.00 pm. Went to café Leopold. Gulped down a couple of beers with office colleagues. Left Leopold a little sober. Took a cab. Drank couple of more beers on the way to friends place. Reached Bandra at 11.15 pm. Too drunk to even find the door bell. Rang the bell. Oh shits! Rohan’s mom opens the door. Tries to act sober. “Hello aunty. How are you? Rohan hai?” She gives me an angry look. I tried not to fall down. Rohan stays on 5th floor. She said pointing upwards. I gasped for some air. Thank God.
Finally reached Rohan’s home. A sweet beautiful girl opened the door. “Oh my God! Krunal!” she almost screamed, scaring the shit out of me. I tried remembering her. I cursed my memory. How am I supposed to forget a not so bad looking gorgeous girl? Oh hello!! I said with a ‘of course I know you babes’ look. Met rohan. Got drunk again. Finally collapsed.
Woke up in the middle of pizzas, coke and a stinky smell. Found no one around. Got really scared. Sat up on bed. Tried remembering last night but to no avail. Searched the entire house. Couldn’t find Rohan. Went to the bathroom in search for a tiger, there wasn’t any. Flew open all the warbdrobes for a baby, there wasn’t any. Searched my pockets for some clue, found a bill for 10 large pizzas, 2 bottle of absolut vodka and collapsed again.
You've got a disgusting life.